Rhonda came rushing in from the patio this afternoon. “Oh my God!” she said. I thought it was another catastrophe with one of her kids or grandkids. But no, it was worse. Much, much worse.
Betty White decided to flip us all off and leave this planet today. And who can blame her?
But isn’t that the perfect ending to a perfectly shitty year? How else would she have it? She was so amazing in every way.
I will miss knowing she is on this earth. I will miss the comfort of knowing that wild-assed, brilliant, compassionate woman is no longer sharing this earthly space with us.
I told Rhonda I thought she died in her sleep, the way all of us would like to. She was so great at everything she did, she probably did it on purpose while she was having a nocturnal, noctur, noct…oh hell! She was probably having a wet dream when she died! That’d be just like her! She just did everything so perfectly. The woman was a dream! She was a piss-yourself laughing dream with a magnificent heart, courage, and talent and I and millions of others will sorely miss her!
She was so naughty and so nice that we could all relate to her.
2021 has been a dismal year full of pain, stress and anxiety. And now it’s lights out on Betty White. This year gets harder and harder, but at least it’s almost over. So we say good riddance to this year.
And we say a sad, sad goodbye to our dear Betty.
You are already missed so much. Thank you for gracing this planet with your light and laughter. We hope to see you again someday.